A Good Game of Thermonuclear War

I watched Wargames the other day and decided to do what Mathew Broderick did here

So, I grab my keyboard and my can of soda pop, invite my girl-next-door girl over (from next door) and sit her down instructing her to lean seductively over my monitor in a pair of hotpants while I attempted to hack NORAD, the conversation went as follows:

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